In a move that caught royal observers entirely off-guard, Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, has dramatically announced a new media venture that will place her ex-husband, Prince Andrew, firmly back in the spotlight—albeit one powered by microphones rather than state funding.

The “shocking news” was delivered with the Duchess’s signature exuberant flair during a global streaming event promoting her latest historical novel. After discussing her literary pursuits, she pivoted suddenly, grabbing the attention of millions.

“Now, my darlings, I have kept a secret that I simply must share,” she exclaimed, her energy bubbling over. “The Duke of York and I have decided that after decades of having our story told by others, it is time to tell it ourselves—from the heart, from the hearth, from Royal Lodge!”

The Shocking New Venture

The bombshell announcement was the launch of an unconventional podcast series titled, “The Ex Files: Life at Royal Lodge.”

The Duchess explained that the series, which she described as “part therapy session, part historical document, and part reality radio,” will feature her and Prince Andrew giving a week-by-week, unfiltered account of their co-habitation as divorced partners living under the same roof.

“The greatest shock in modern royal history is not the scandals,” she declared, “it’s the fact that Andrew and I, after all these years and all these headlines, still have breakfast together. We still walk the dogs together! And now, we shall share the highly unusual, sometimes utterly mad, domestic reality of our lives with the world.”

The announcement has sent shockwaves through the typically staid corridors of the Palace, where officials are reportedly scrambling to craft a response that balances polite distance with necessary acknowledgment.

Fergie’s Unwavering Rationale

Sarah defended the decision as a necessary step towards transparency and self-determination for her ex-husband. She argued that the podcast would allow Prince Andrew to communicate his thoughts directly, albeit about gardening, dog training, and the difficulty of finding matching socks, rather than official state business.

“Andrew is a good man, a dedicated father, and a magnificent co-parent. He’s my rock, and I am his,” she insisted, her voice thick with emotion. “This is our chance to show the world the authentic, unscripted reality of enduring family bonds. He will be my reluctant co-host, our ‘Duke of Discussion,’ offering his unique perspective on everything from the changing weather to the proper preparation of a cucumber sandwich.”

While the press is already speculating about potential sponsors (dog food? wellness tea?), the Palace has offered a terse, neutral comment: “We acknowledge the Duke and Duchess of York’s commitment to their private undertakings and wish them well.”

Regardless of the official reaction, Sarah Ferguson has once again proven her ability to generate media attention and rewrite the script on royal life. The world waits with a mix of dread and delight to hear what startlingly ordinary domestic revelation Prince Andrew will contribute to the inaugural episode of “The Ex Files.”