Although he’s retired from football, former Philadelphia Eagles center Jason Kelce remains a very active hater – particularly when it comes to the Dallas Cowboys.

Just take the bumper sticker adorning his Tesla Cybertruck.

The sticker, which should be vaguely familiar to anyone driving on American roads, shows the urinating image of cartoonist Bill Watterson’s Calvin from ‘Calvin and Hobbes.’ Only Kelce’s Calvin is replaced with a drawing of a kite-holding Benjamin Franklin. And instead of a Chevy or Ford logo, the Philadelphia icon is urinating on the Cowboys’ star.
Footage of Kelce proudly pointing at the bumper sticker went viral this week from Sears Street in Philadelphia, garnering approval from Eagles fans and disappointment from critics of the polygonal Cybertruck.

‘Trying to own someone while driving a cyber truck doesn’t work,’ one critic wrote on X while taking a jab at an electric vehicle that costs between $82,000 and $102,000.

‘See the problem is the sticker is on a cybertruck, so it’s immediately less cool,’ another added.

‘The first bad decision Jason Kelce ever made is buying a cyber truck,’ yet another wrote on X.

‘Love the sticker, but that’s an ugly truck,’ read a post from another critic. ‘It looks like something out of Mad Max, just pieces of sheet metal bolted to a frame.’

Some Eagles fans were more forgiving.

‘Jason Kelce with the greatest bumper sticker ever on his Cyber Truck LMAO,’ one wrote on X.

‘Never change Jason Kelce,’ added another.

Cowboys fans were happy to return fire in kind, with one writing: ‘He can put as many stickers as he wants… we own them anyway.’

Others were quick to point out that Kelce retired with a losing record against the rival Cowboys at 11-13.

And many, many more responded with some form of ‘rent free,’ suggesting that’s the way the Cowboys live in his head.

Kelce’s Cybertruck has been a source of shame for some Eagles fans since he first appeared to be driving it back in March.

He admitted to owning the stainless-steel-paneled vehicle while interviewing Arnold Schwarzenegger on his podcast, but was quick to bolster his truck bonafides by saying he also owns a 1987 Chevy Silverado.

Since then, Tesla has recalled 3,878 Cybertrucks to fix an accelerator pedal issue before the company opted to delay deliveries in June over windshield wiper failures.

There has also been issues with loose trim falling off the car and causing damage to pedestrians and other vehicles.